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January
2003-April 2004
January 2003
Another year
has passed, and now my tan has faded enough for me to blend into
the snow around me. Im still living in the north east, in
the lovely yet relatively sleepy snow covered town of Durham. Still
working in Consett (an ex-steel town awakening from a coma). And
still discovering the virtues of life here, where roundabouts infest
the roads, roads riddle the castles, and castles plaster the landscape.
Where polite highland cattle nod good morning as the sun rises over
patchworked rolling hills. And where local Geordie lads dont
own jackets or jumpers, and local Geordie gals parade their summer
wardrobe all year round.
I have a theory
on this; the locals have inherited a special gene that equates to
deadened nerves just under the skin. This allows the ladies the
chance to flaunt minimalist apparel in sub zero temperatures. The
Scottish gentlemen up the road (past the roundabout) are never outdone.
I was in Edinburgh for the New Years party, Hogmonay, where the
whole briefs vs boxershorts argument is meaningless; where the only
thing between a real man and the elements is a thick tartan kilt.
Stylish, practical and cool (in all weather conditions), I cant
help but think how much time I would save at the laundry mat if
I was a fashionable Scotsman. No, there are no New York styled street
vents with an updraft in Edinburgh.
But even the
Scotts in woollen kilts would have been challenged in Finland. I
had a fine excuse to attend a meeting for a peace & volunteer
organisation just north of Helsinki. I cant remember the excuse,
but I clearly remember the minus 15 degree temperatures which did
not slow the productive and encouraging meeting.
There was also
time to explore the picturesque snow white forest, smooth icing
covered frozen lake, and of course time for rest and relaxation
Finnish style. Now, Im no parading skinny dipper, and topless
is about as far as I go on Sydney beaches, but when in Rome, and
in this case Killjavi, I had to join the locals in the roll in the
snow. Thankfully, no appendages stuck to the snow like my feet did
on the path on the way back to the sauna.
What was truly
invigorating, after half an hour in baking heat, was the dip in
the frozen lake through a circular cut hole. A Spaniard, Hungarian
and myself decided photographic proof of a immersion in the ice
hole was needed for would be doubting friends back home, but after
reviewing the photo of myself, Ive decided that the water
was a little too clear for my liking, and the cold water didnt
seem to compliment me too well, so that photo no longer exists,
and youll just have to take my word for it!
It was refreshing
as well as inspiring to meet people from around the world (Sri Lanka
to Switzerland, Hungary to Japan) who were committed to promoting
peace, intercultural understanding and non-violent action. All whilst
having a laugh at ourselves (Im not referring to my shot in
the ice hole). It
reminded me once again, the potential of people working together,
rather than fighting someone elses war (for someone elses
agenda).
Im drawn
to the idea of the European Union member states working together
and helping each other for the benefit of all countries involved.
I like the idea of the decline of the nation state no more
borders and boundaries. Though Ive come to the conclusion
that one can never take France out of a Frenchman, nor England out
of the English. However, one can take French wine out of France
and bring it into England for a fraction of English prices. Viva
la EU.
Australia should
join the EU. Half of us are here already mostly in London,
taking up key positions in a very indispensable industry
behind the bar. Ive thought this through quite carefully:
if we joined the Euro, New Zealanders will no longer be able to
undermine our aussie economy with their similar sized 20c pieces.
We also
wouldnt have to pay for holiday visas half the time we stepped
on foreign soil (not to mention queuing up in the three mile long
non-EU line at immigration).
Ah but, if we
do join, asylum seekers to Australia may actually receive human
rights
this will reverse all that Australia has worked for
over the last 15 years (right Mr Howard?). And, wed also receive
further pressure (that weve so far shrugged off) to meet Kyoto
greenhouse emission targets we never signed (the protocol we didnt
ratify - along with the US) in which some of our close neighbours
are affected. Erm
where did that tantrum come from.
But while Australia
(or at least our government) is selling itself to the US, Ive
come to make Britain my temporary home. Im learning to fit
in and take what London Underground and British Rail have to offer
with chin up and a stiff upper lip. Where one must learn to receive
as well as give (all strains of the flu). Im learning to greet
people whilst looking skyward ready to comment on the weather. Although
I am having difficulty assuming real humility when conversing about
sport. To be fair, the locals get more practice! Im just glad
Im not tiger Tim (Henman) who must be a
foot shorter with the country on his shoulders. And all in a country
where there is national mourning for Manchester Uniteds David
Beckhams left foots pinky toe if slighty bruised.
Where does the
nation congregate to mourn an iconic bruised toe? In one of the
60,000 pubs across the UK, one for every street corner. For personal
research purposes only, Ive sampled several Bitters, Milds,
IPAs (Indian Pale Ale), Porter & Stouts, Old Ales, Winter Ales,
Summer Ales, Seasonal Beers, Largers, and Barley wines. And thats
what I love about this country. Variety. The food, people, and ideas
come from near and afar.
Accents give
away identity. Sometimes I pretend to be cultured, just like friends
here, and go to the orchestra, lightly tapping and nodding in time
with an air of sophistication. Its a place where sorry
is the word of the moment, and has been since time began here. London
does have its down sides. Ive forgotten the colour blue (as
in sky) ant its a city where itd be criminal to transport
cattle in the Tube in summer, but not people.
Life in the
north east is coming to an end. Ill pack my bags and head
south for the winter for a little skin colour. My plans are to head
south in mid Feb, to southern Africa for a very short few weeks,
then to Perth to increase the size of my freckles for that all over
even tan. Remind family that son number two is still alive. Visit
friends in Argentina, travel through South America, and head back
to London where Ill resume my homeless and unemployed existence
on some London high street, and play my harmonica.
June 2003
Ah Africa. Southern
Africa to be specific. I touched down in Johannesburg in Feb with
a numb shoulder (from the inoculation - thank goodness I got the
jab in my arm). I roamed streets passing houses laced with razor
wire and electric fencing. I remember stopping and thinking (can
only do one thing at a time)
if it was to stop hardened criminals
jumping the fence, I was on the wrong side. I was only there for
a few days, but I never saw any crime.
Though the safari
in Kruger was intriguing (did you know hippos kill more people than
any other animal, and giraffes eat hyenas poo beats
milk for calcium), what was more intriguing was the need for security
in a minibus to tour down town. A kind of urban safari tour in downtown
Joberg. South Africa still has a few hurdles I guess, Im
not talking so much about violent crime, its the high proportion
of people with aids (more than one in five adults) fills me with
a different kind of numbness; one that shocks me about my ignorance
of the world we live in.
Interestingly,
in the neighbouring country (in Swaziland has one in three adults
have aids) I was asked by a Swazi man Is it true that you
can be cured of aids if you sleep with a virgin?. My fellow
traveller at the time, and I looked at each other. Ignorance is
rife, only this man had more of an excuse.
If Johannesburg
is a diamond in the rough, Sydney was still the colourful opal I
had remembered. It had not gained in colour. It was more that I
had been colour deprived for two years. I had to relearn the colours
blue and yellow. It was good to see faces again, and congratulate
the new couples whove signed their life away (to each other),
and finally meet a few new global citizens who had now grown
to the size of my tennis racquet. It made me think, for one brief
moment: wouldnt it be nice to have someone to make the tea
at night, and finally be on equal footing with little ones in a
game of chess. But then I thought: what about my professional tennis
career, and the idea of family passed.
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Salt flats.
Bolivia.

Mr Curiosity.
Bolivia.

Life's work.
Maputo, Mozambique.

Protesting
for transparency. Swaziland.
I was hard pressed
to find tennis courts in South America. One thing I did find were
llamas. Dozens of them. And the only thing I saw more than llamas
trekking through Bolivia were redundant IT professionals. It was
here, in South America, Argentina specifically, that I learned to
tango. Dancing as if feet (particularly my partners) meant
nothing to me, and again I felt cultured. Argentinians
are proud, and so they should be, and the height of there juicy
steaks matched this.
But South America
has more to offer. Bolivia has one of the most striking landscapes
Ive seen. There were endless white hard cold salt flats that
covered the horizon like a million tennis courts without fencing
and nets, and with white lines such that it covered the whole surface,
only more dazzling. It was, as I recall, the perfect Bolivian road;
one without potholes. With deep blue sky above, and this open expanse,
I was both stunned and half blinded. I continued along this gringo
trail that led me to past more llamas into Peru.
I ate Guinea
Pig there to live like the locals, or so I was told. My fellow travellers
at the time, who were English, were rather upset. It may have had
something to do with the expression on the face of the rodent. I
was also upset. It was too chewy, gamey and a little over done.
The food, however, gave me energy.
And if it wasnt
for the fact that Ive passed my prime, I would have trekked
into Macchu Pichu rather than take the train. The lost Inca city
must have contained some truly lost Incas with a lot of spare time
on their hands take the stonework for example. Each side
carved perfectly to fit the next some pieces with over 20
cut sides, weighing more than a fully laden car, that interlocked
such that it has survived earthquakes that have flattened non Inca/
modern buildings.
Further into
the continent saw me galloping on horseback through the Pantenals
(Brazil), supplementing my diet with mouthfuls of mosquitos. Swimming
with the caiman (crocs) there helped take our minds of the piranhas.
But I was assured it was safe, with these particular caiman, whom
the guides had given names like Osama, and Sadam.
Further east,
I discovered the Rio that I had heard about - where minimalist apparel
is a competition, where one aussie bikini can provide enough material
to produce four on the beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema. The dental
floss they were wearing was a little distracting, but admittedly
not too disturbing. The men were not completely outdone, material
for speedos must cost a premium.
But there was
more to South America than toned bodies against stunning backdrops.
A silver miner, my age, living on less than a couple of pounds a
day would work seven days a week throughout the year, spending 12
hours by kerosene lamps in what is otherwise darkness, dynamiting
through rock. While others in the group would haul 30kg+ bags of
bauxite and mostly rubble through spaces barely large enough to
fit their bodies. In Argentina a new underclass has developed, those
who were bordering the poverty line a year earlier had now slipped
under the with the devaluation of the peso. People looking through
rubbish to recycle cardboard for money. Something my Argentinian
friends said was not seen before. Interestingly and sadly, something
we also see in our affluent society.
Ive finally
taken up some studies to help myself understand this inequality,
and increase my awareness of our surrounds. Looks like many ideas
start off with the best intentions... the new challenge appears
to be to admit our system is flawed. People dont only work
out of greed which appears to be institutionalised in our
economic system! Erm
where did that come from. Its not
all sobering without drunken bliss. I watched Bolivians, with their
colourful traditional attire, multi purpose swag blankets, Charlie
Chapman hats, chat happily with lifes experience drawn on
their brows and faces. There was no need for Oil of Olay here. And
I have decided that I dont need it either.
January 2004
Swiss precision,
German efficiency, Italian flare, French style, Belgian diplomacy,
Spanish nightlife, Turkish hospitality, Scandinavian socialistic
astuteness, Dutch liberalism. What is the word that springs to mind
I think about Brits? Well apart from English apologies, its
tolerance. And Im not just talking about different customs
and beliefs in what I think is the world's most cosmopolitan city;
Im back in the UK where we tolerate British Rail. Back to
work, back to the weather and back to whinging: I continue to play
British Rail roulette each day. What will it be tomorrow
signal
failure? power failure? breakdown? heatwave? snow? traindriver late?
terrorist warnings? derailment? Or perhaps tomorrow, it will be
the wrong kind of leaves on the tracks.
But this little
Fiji born Chinese Australian, residing in the UK has a few plans
of escape. Ill be here for a while and finish my (development)
studies some time in 2006 (at the rate Im going thats
optimistic). But in between then and now, I hope to earn enough
pennies to rub together, and whilst Im still on the right
side of forty, take off for another trip (not by train). I plan
to head to Sydney in October. And if I can, squeeze in a visit somewhere
in eastern Europe. Alas, London is home for now.
Finally, London
is like a bottle of old English port palettable, pungent,
and expensive. Aging well, though possibly slightly corked. Heres
hoping 2004 will be a vintage year!
April 2004
Still here,
and so is this email. Sorry. Ive just come back from a warm
and humbling Easter vigil. Theres something about having your
candle lit, and lighting others, and watching the light move
from one to many. Easter Greetings.
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